*weeps softly because this is my current reality*
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
YES YES AND YES!!!
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
writing seems so easy until you start writing